Wednesday, April 16, 2008

No postage necessary if mailed in US

Dear Resident of Clark Street,

Today is April 16th. This means it is:

  • 1 day past Tax day
  • 24 days past Easter
  • 62 days past Valentine's Day
  • 113 days past Christmas

It would be completely appropriate at this point to take down the 3-foot plastic manger scene, blow-up Santa, and other miscellaneous decorations adorning your front yard.

Just sayin'.

Love always,



1 comment:

Em said...

Oh know, some of our neighbors still have garland and Christmas lights up (even that annoys me), but a big manger scene and blow-up Santa? Uh yeah...

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